The not-quite rhythmic Click…
The angry, startled, kazoo-playing pig…
The muddy boot extrication…
The buzz saw rolling by on a dessert cart (complete with Doppler effect)…
The sinus whistling wheeze of eternity…
The lip-flapping Flaugh…
The she-must-really-be-a-dude-to-make-that-sound…
OK, everyone snores once in a while. But some people only snore, while others transcend snoring and take snoring in bold, new directions.
Not every new type of snore deserves its own name, but some do. Memory-etching experiences must be named. It’s simply human nature.
Who snores in your household? And what do you call it?
