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« on: November 04, 2009, 07:12:27 AM »


0. Can you fill this out without lying?

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?

7. Name one thing you love about your body!

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?

12. Who took your profile picture?

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

14. Was yesterday better than today?

15. Can you live a day without TV?

16. Are you upset about anything?

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

18. Are you a bad influence?

19. Night out or night in?

20. What items could you not go without during the day?

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?

23. How do you feel about your life right now?

24. Do you hate anyone right now?

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?

29. Brazilian wax?

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

32. Do you think too much or too little?

33. Do you smile a lot?
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 07:18:46 AM »

0. Can you fill this out without lying?

Yes, but that's not what you want me to do. You'd rather be entertained.

And I'd rather entertain you.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

A pen cap.

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

Don't remember.

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?

Never tried, but it doesn't look like the sort of thing I'd do well.

Is there a game called "Guitar Sidekick"?  Or "Guitar Lieutenant"?  I might be OK at those.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?

Customer.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?

Until the drier buzzed, plus a few more minutes.

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?

I could, but I don't, so I guess the answer is no.

7. Name one thing you love about your body!

It's a decent life-support system for my brain.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?

Good question. Does how friendly they are enter into the calculation? My next-door neighbor is fairly friendly, but not my BFF. My closer friends live farther away. It's a conundrum.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

If I had any ex's, I'd probably be friendly with them in an abstract way, but in a more concrete way, I'd wish them out of my life. But this is purely hypothetical.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?

It's a shame about his wife.

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?

My current job, but I'd do it a lot better.

12. Who took your profile picture?

It's an ID mugshot taken by some university employee many moons ago.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Probably the woman I went with the arboretum. You don't need to know her name.

14. Was yesterday better than today?

Today doesn't deserve to have any judgments made about it yet.

5. Can you live a day without TV?

I like TV. It distracts other people so I can steal a march on them.

When you march as slowly as I do, that's a big deal.

16. Are you upset about anything?

In sort of a fatalistic way. In my mind, there's not much point in getting upset about things I can't control, because being upset is unpleasant and changes nothing in these circumstances. But in reality, it's hard to not feel that there are certain things that are unfair about my current situation.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?

This is a stupid question.

18. Are you a bad influence?

A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.

19. Night out or night in?

In.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?

I need oxygen on a regular basis.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

My wife.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?

"Welcome to Verizon. Click here to learn more about text messaging."

Just a guess, really. I don't know.

23. How do you feel about your life right now?

Ho-hum.

24. Do you hate anyone right now?

No, but there are certain people I'd like to punch on the nose. I feel it would be do them a favor; make them into better, more considerate, caring people. Plus I would enjoy hearing the liquid snap of their nose cartilage snapping and watching them drop to the floor like a marionette with its strings cut. But I don't hate them. They're just assholes of the first water.

25. Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?

It lives in a drawer. I don't care what it looks like. I'm not sure I even remember clearly.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?

I don't know much about drugs, but I'm pretty good at multiple choice.  It would depend on how much of the test was based on common sense, and how much of it was detail-oriented.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?

Could happen.

29. Brazilian wax?

My understanding is that they wax around Mardi Gras and then wane thereafter.  But I'm not sure I understand the question.

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?

I confine this to the shower these days.  And it isn't skinny any more.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

Whatever I don't finish today.

32. Do you think too much or too little?

Too little. Or too much, about too little.

33. Do you smile a lot?

No. My facial muscles are slightly asymmetric, so when I smile it looks like I'm making a funny face. When I was a kid, I used to spend hours in front of a mirror trying to learn how to smile. It never worked. So, although I smile involuntarily from time to time, mostly my face is a mask.

There are some people who believe, because of this small fact, that I am a humorless, joyless, and perhaps even soulless person. They're all idiots.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 10:13:44 AM »

0. Can you fill this out without lying?

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? My coffee cup. Just the lip, not the whole thing

2. Where was your profile picture taken? At the Pittsburg GTG.

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? I can't even play a homeless Ukulele.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today? WS

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? 0010hrs. I was trying to figure out public spectacle.

6. If you could move somewhere else would you? I live in a motor home,Duh!!!!

7. Name one thing you love about your body! That it is breathing. No, wait! That I have hair. I guess thats two. Does that make me a nacissist?

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Whoever is in the space next to my motorhome.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends? I have two and, yes

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper? Does he still have that band?

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be? Warren Buffett's Financial Advisor.

12. Who took your profile picture? I think Cuppajoe of the Daily Grind.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? Prunella Farquar

14. Was yesterday better than today? Who knows yet?

15. Can you live a day without TV? I rarely watch TV.

16. Are you upset about anything? Yes, That the Republicans took over Virginia.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? What are they going for these days?

18. Are you a bad influence? Define "BAD"!

19. Night out or night in? And "Day after Day".

20. What items could you not go without during the day?

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? A lifelong friend who is in the hospital in Pensacola. On the 28th of Oct.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? I have no idea. I don't text. Well probably something about a bill being due. So I guess I do have an idea.

23. How do you feel about your life right now? Great, But I'm getting a little bored, so I may have to look for a part time job. Maybe I could be a sardine catcher. What do they use for bait?

24. Do you hate anyone right now? Of course not!!! I'm retired and live in a motorhome.

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different? Which one?

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? Well, it would depend on how good the test writer was at constructing test questions.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery? I have an all metal hip, but no plastic. Wait a minute, I do have artificial lens implanted in both eyes. I don't know if they are plastic. Would that count.

29. Brazilian wax? No! I don't believe NAFTA is a good thing.  If I'm going to wax, I'll use good old USA wax purchased at Wall Mart.

30. Have you ever skinny dipped? I grew up living on the bank of  a river; and only weighed 132 lbs. when I graduated from High school. So, I guess that would be a YES!!!

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? I'm retired, and I live in a motorhome. What do you have to do tomorrow?

32. Do you think too much or too little? I'm 72 years old. I drink lots of beer. I have maybe one brain cell left. And stillgoing is trying to borrow that. So, what do you think?

33. Do you smile a lot? I laugh out loud a lot.

34. Did I pass?
 
 
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 08:19:23 PM »

0. Can you fill this out without lying?
0.  I seriously doubt it, but I haven't read it yet.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
1. Coffee (not lying)

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
2. At the intersection of Shadow Oaks and Shadowdale across from the little Carcineria with the fruit mural on the side.  This is where Jesus lives. (not lying)

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
3. I can play Guitar Hero, but I may not..my kids will not allow it. (not lying)

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
4. I have not laughed yet today. (not lying)

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
5.  Until about midnight.  I don't know why. (not lying)

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
6. Without a doubt. (not lying)

7. Name one thing you love about your body!
7. It's perfection. (not lying, but stretching the truth a bit)

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
8. Crissy, unless Lily's reading this...then it's Lily. (Why would I lie?)

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Once they've done their time and the child support is coming in, sure.  Why not?
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
I only dated him twice, so I'll give him an E for effort.

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
I'd like to be the United States Brain-Surgeon General...or Neurosurgeon Czar or whoever gets to operate on Congress.

12. Who took your profile picture?
Jesus did.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
CWO3Robbie

14. Was yesterday better than today?
Yesterday was wonderful for one reason, today was wonderful for another.


15. Can you live a day without TV?
I haven't had a TV in years,  so I guess one more day won't hurt much.

16. Are you upset about anything?
I'm going to Vegas.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes, when you're ready for them, but not until.

18. Are you a bad influence?
At times...and my kids don't let me forget those times.

19. Night out or night in?
Alone? Or with an entourage?

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
Internet (or pencil and paper) and a camera

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My Aunt who had back surgery.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
I don't need to be heavily armored. I'm highly mobile...
Do you need the rest of it?

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
Happy, happy, happy, happy

24. Do you hate anyone right now?
Nah, what's the point of that?

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
I wish it was different.  I wish it wasn't invisible.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Haven't failed one yet.  I get them frequently

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
Certainly if I was involved in a horribly disfiguring accident.  Elective surgery?  Maybe....never say never.

29. Brazilian wax?
What's the difference between a Brazilian wax and a regular old bikini wax?

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?
Absolutely.  Love it!!

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Pick-up the amp from the repair shop....stupid power transformers!

32. Do you think too much or too little?
Too much.  I don't think a lot, but I would rather not think at all.

33. Do you smile a lot?
Yes.  I have one of these:
http://gizmodo.com/5391968/the-happiness-hat-will-spike-your-skull
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 10:09:56 PM »

Today after 15 minutes trying to answer all these questions without lying, by mistake I erased everything from the board before I post it. You all made me laugh but I am not typing it again.
 One answer though. You all made me laugh, and smile few times too.
I am not lying
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2009, 09:26:46 AM »


0. Can you fill this out without lying?  Maybe

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?  A pancake

2. Where was your profile picture taken?  In my office

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?  I don't think so.  I don't know what it is.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?  The cat getting mad at the dog.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?  10-ish.  I went to bed then because I was tired.

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?  No, I love where I live.

7. Name one thing you love about your body!  It's healthy!

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?  Larry is on the other side of the bed.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?  Perhaps, if the relationship was more about friendship than romance.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?  I like it over a scoop of ice cream.

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?  Beaded jewelry designer.  (I do that for fun.)

12. Who took your profile picture?  Me

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?  The dog.

14. Was yesterday better than today?  So far they're both good.

15. Can you live a day without TV?  Yes, but not a day without radio. 

16. Are you upset about anything?  No.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?  Yes.  (these questions seem awfully familiar - I think I answered these on FB.)

18. Are you a bad influence?  Probably not.

19. Night out or night in?  Both can be fun.  I like being home, but a night out is fun because I don't have to cook.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?  air...water...food...

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?  My mom when she had surgery.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?  Don't have text messaging.

23. How do you feel about your life right now?  I'm very content.

24. Do you hate anyone right now?  No.

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?  I like it.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?  Does Motrin come up on that test?

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?  No, unless I was horribly mis-figured. 

29. Brazilian wax?  What's that?

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?  I don't think so....

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?  Go to work.

32. Do you think too much or too little?  Depends on the level of alcohol in my system.

33. Do you smile a lot?  From this side I do.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 09:57:13 AM »

Am I the only one who noticed the difference in Pru's nose?
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 01:03:01 PM »

Am I the only one who noticed the difference in Pru's nose?

Not all of us have been in Pru's nose.
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2009, 04:43:40 PM »

0. Can you fill this out without lying?
Oh, I'm sure that I could arrange that without too much trouble, but how would you know for sure? I have the strangest habit of minding my own business and having all sorts of strange and weird occurances happen. I could tell you stories that you'd never believe, and they would be the God's honest truth!

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Fried potatoes. I didn't have breakfast until about 4 this afternoon. And now that it's 5 PM, I'm seriously considering a nap just because it sounds good.

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
That you would need to ask the artist who did the painting. I'll try again to find her name for you. I love her work. I have several of her works that I use for avatars.

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
Oh, good Lord no!! I have, however, been playing the real thing for 38 years. (One of the few things that I've done longer is sew -- as in the seamstress sort of thing... I've sewn since I was 8 years old. That's almost 44 years and I'm on my 4th sewing machine.)

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
Our Fearless Leader, Queen Pru.

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
A little after 3 AM. I went to bed because I couldn't stay awake any longer.

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
I really wouldn't mind being back somewhere warm like back in Florida. But the problem there is that my ex-SIL's new wife won't let me see my four grandchildren there. The my daughter lives here in the frozen wastes of eastern New Jersey with her boyfriend and their daughter.

7. Name one thing you love about your body!
That was an easier question to answer when it was 100 pounds smaller.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Does my second ex-husband in Boston count? Kind of bothers his current wife we're friends. I think that she has this idea because he probably described me 100 smaller.

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
My second ex- and I made better friends than spouces.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
How does he feel about me?

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
Novelist. Very successful novelist.

12. Who took your profile picture?
Actually, it's a painting.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Max, the Pomeranian puppy.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
I don't know.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
Yes.

16. Are you upset about anything?
 Yes, but it would take a very long explanation.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes.

18. Are you a bad influence?
My so-called mother always thought so but then she always hated me for having survived when she arranged the miscarriage that was supposed to dispose of me.

19. Night out or night in?
If they have a night out, I'm the designated driver.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
Air, fluids, my cat Cerridwyn, and my computer.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My landlord/housemate/adopted nephew's ex-wife at the funny farm. (I can call it the funny farm, I've had my vacations there.)

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? Between all my messengers, e-mails, phone, and Skype, I'll cut and paste the one I've been getting for the last two days from someone I've never even spoken to. I assume he's male, and I'm guessing that he must be Muslim from what he says:

hi
[11/7/2009 3:37:54 PM]
I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: First
Single I have never married before
Search for a woman to marry only
I want to marry marriage marriage
Only only only
Without a lie at all
Lying is forbidden
I swear on the three books
Divine which Allaah revealed
From the sky
I want to marry only
I do not want something other than marriage
Please please please
I want to answer the answer the answer
Without a lie at all
Yes or no
Good luck (h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)
[11/7/2009 3:38:10 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: (handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)
[11/7/2009 11:17:56 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: hi my love (h)(h)(h)(h)(h)(h)
[11/7/2009 11:18:21 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: My heart
My eyes
Crown of my head
I love you I love you I love you
Many many many
Please
Please
Please
I want to answer
I want to answer
I want to answer
Do you want to marry
Yes or no (F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)
[11/7/2009 11:18:36 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: (handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)
[6:48:24 AM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: hi  my  love (h)(h)(h)
[6:48:34 AM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: My heart
My eyes
Crown of my head
I love you I love you I love you
Many many many
Please
Please
Please
I want to answer
I want to answer
I want to answer
Do you want to marry
Yes or no (F)(F)(F)
[6:48:47 AM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: (handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)
[3:51:03 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: hi  my  love (h)(h)(h)
[3:51:25 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: The third time (F)(F)(F)
[3:51:51 PM] I  WANT     TO     MARRIAGE: My heart
My eyes
Crown of my head
I love you I love you I love you
Many many many
Please
Please
Please
I want to answer
I want to answer
I want to answer
Do you want to marry
Yes or no (h)(h)(h)

Weird, huh??

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
That's not a fair question.

24. Do you hate anyone right now?
No one living.

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
I don't have one currently.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Honey, if I were given a drug test, they better be checking to make sure the drugs are there. I'm on literally 17 scripts a day in varying amounts.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
When does plastic require surgery?

29. Brazilian wax?
Why? Do they know the trick to getting a high gloss on wood venear?

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?
I grew up in Florida. Did anyone who grew up there *not* skinny dip at least once?

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Let's see... I went to the shrink Friday, and the doctor the week before. I don't have another doctor's appointment for weeks. I guess that just leaves feeding the cat. I'm on disability, there ain't all that much I can do.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
Way too much.

33. Do you smile a lot?
Only when I'm not home alone.
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 03:30:32 PM »


0. Can you fill this out without lying?
I'll plead the Fifth
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1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
French fries
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2. Where was your profile picture taken?
My Brother-In-Laws house
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3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
No
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4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
No one
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5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
2:30am, Flirting with a "friend" on MySpace
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6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
I'm packed and ready
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7. Name one thing you love about your body!
My mind
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8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
My Bro-In-Law
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9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Good Stuff!
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11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
Cloud Inspector or Beach Sand Inspector.
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12. Who took your profile picture?
my spouse
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13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
My Grandson
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14. Was yesterday better than today?
I can't tell 'em apart. They're ALL Crappy
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15. Can you live a day without TV?
YES!!!!!!
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16. Are you upset about anything?
What'cha Got. Most everything pisses me off.
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17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Not often... NO!
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18. Are you a bad influence?
I Am The Person Your Parents Warned You About!
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19. Night out or night in?
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
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20. What items could you not go without during the day?
My Meds... Wheeeee!
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21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My Brother-In-Law
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22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Text Message?? You mean like cell phone type? Don't use one. They don't work this far out.
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23. How do you feel about your life right now?
IT SUX!!!
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24. Do you hate anyone right now?
Of Course.
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25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
Don't have one, don't wear one.
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26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
I have a note from my Doctor for everything they'll find. hee hee hee
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27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
YES!
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29. Brazilian wax?
HUH???
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30. Have you ever skinny dipped?
OF COURSE!!!!!!!!! Still do.
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31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Breathe
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32. Do you think too much or too little?
TOO MUCH!!!
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33. Do you smile a lot?
Sometimes, when I'm up to something nefarious.
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 09:44:31 PM »


0. Can you fill this out without lying?
yes
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
coffee
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
dont have one here, TBD pic my bedroom
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
dont understand
4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
no one
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
I dont remember wen I went to sleep the first time, I sleep in 1 1/2 huor increments. I was thinking
6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
no-tho I wil spend extended visits -like a month- with my best freind Sue or my Lover
7. Name one thing you love about your body!
 I have witchy hazel/green eyes, and my mane (hair)

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Cammie /more daughter than freind
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9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
 I prefer to be. Sometimes it can be done sometimes not

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
*
11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
I love the ones I have now-I wuold like more consistant payment tho
12. Who took your profile picture?
dont have one here .The one on one TBD/FB I did

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
a colt and his Dam wer my last pics,I dont remember witch otherperson

14. Was yesterday better than today?
yes

15. Can you live a day without TV?
[/b)yes
16. Are you upset about anything?
 yes,  

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yabsolutly. even the few train wreck ones have tuoght me things, the gloyious ones are beauty in motion

18. Are you a bad influence?
 No, tho poeple have often told me that they are somehow changed haveing spent time neer me.

19. Night out or night in?
My last nite uot was 3 yaers ago to a broadway play. I miss curtural events terrably.They inspire me as an artist. But always the taer- I love and understand the country .peace,beauty,lonlyness,working in a vacume.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
anticonvalsent.Not having A few smokes and coffee wuold be very dificult .

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
an old freind of my mothers.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
I dont understand text mesage. E-mail wer words of love,Ditto ansering machine.

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
there are not enuogh words to discribe the conflicting ways of my haert. Alone ,as I must hide a huge part of my life, Anxious,and deeply loved.  Walking aruond in little pieces

24. Do you hate anyone right now?
no. I hated one man. A few yaers ago I made a doll of him ,hung it from my hickory tree and shot it many times. .As the gunpowder  smelcurled up from my rifle barrel-I was released of the hate.

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
I think it mite be made as I rite this if so, I do not no what it looks like.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
I have maitainance meds in my system, no alcohol or unprecribed;illaegal substances tho.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
nooo sily goose, I am as I am

29. Brazilian wax?
Brizal nuts?

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?
many times. I love swimming nude in wild water-not pools. I wuold unduobtably be self consoius  abuot my weight and age now if I was with anyone tho.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Go to P.A.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
I am a thuoght-ful person. Left to my own devices I can screw myself rite into the gruond-and see baeutiful vistas .

33. Do you smile a lot?
yes normaly and luagh but mostly to myself.

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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 10:46:15 PM »

Too many questions:

0. Can you fill this out without lying?  Yes

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? water

2. Where was your profile picture taken? Japan

3. Can you play Guitar Hero? No (never have yet).

4. Name someone who made you laugh today? Jim

5. How late did you stay up last night and why? 7AM - Doggy diarrhea

6. If you could move somewhere else would you? I can move anywhere I am (not paralyzed) - yes.

7. Name one thing you love about your body! It's alive and mostly functioning.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? Don

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends? Yes

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?   Too much sugar. (Too much, Sugar.)

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be? Novelist or Painter

12. Who took your profile picture? Chris

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? Don

14. Was yesterday better than today? No

15. Can you live a day without TV?  Can - yes. - Have even!

16. Are you upset about anything? At the moment only my grout.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Yes of course.

18. Are you a bad influence? On some I suppose.

19. Night out or night in? Night cap. (Either place)

20. What items could you not go without during the day? paper and pen.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Don

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? Neo Pets

23. How do you feel about your life right now? mixed

24. Do you hate anyone right now? At the moment no.

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different? Just got a second new one . I like both and wear both.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? I'd pass on a drug test right now.

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery? If disfigured horribly, yes.

29. Brazilian wax? Paraffin wax.

30. Have you ever skinny dipped? Oh yes.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Meet with an Historian from Okinawa

32. Do you think too much or too little? Depends on according to whom. I think a lot but I'm satisified with that.

33. Do you smile a lot?  Yes.
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 09:44:31 PM »

0. Can you fill this out without lying?
We'll see

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Water or a ciggy

2. Where was your profile picture taken?
over the front yard

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
of course I CAN. A more appropriate question would be, "SHOULD you play Guitar Hero?"

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
just one? Small child at Dr.s office whose name I never learned

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
2 or 3 a.m., because I could not sleep

6. If you could move somewhere else would you?
hmmm...since I am a grown person, not incarcerated or on probation I CAN move anywhere I want. I don't, so I must like it here

7. Name one thing you love about your body!
ummm...well...parts of it still work...

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
That would be Shelly or Kathy depending on whether or not it is 'snowbird season'

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
I hope all my ex's are friends...with each other.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
never met him...doesn't he have that lonely hearts place?

11. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?
QUEEN

12. Who took your profile picture?
dunno

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Tracy

14. Was yesterday better than today?
I guess

15. Can you live a day without TV?
probably. Why am I doing this? Is there a prize?

16. Are you upset about anything?
sure

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
sometimes. The ones with my grandkids are pretty good

18. Are you a bad influence?
Who? ME?!?!?! (gives halo a quick polish before settling it onto horns)

19. Night out or night in?
obviously I am in

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
again, WHY am I doing without? Is there a reward?

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
friend who had heart surgery

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"I am   thanks"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
how does it feel about me?

24. Do you hate anyone right now?
I expect there's a list somewhere...or maybe thats the "Better Off Dead" list...

25.Do you like your wedding ring or do you secretly wish it was different?
it is lovely. Invisible, but lovely.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Nope. I have a fondness for poppy seed bagels. And allergy meds containing ephenedrine. (that might be a lie--or maybe this is)

27. Would you ever get some plastic surgery?
depends. Who's paying for it?

29. Brazilian wax?
I prefer Armenian wax

30. Have you ever skinny dipped?
anymore I chunky dunk

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
go back to the flipping Dr's office to retrieve all my meds, which I left there today in a fit of idiocy

32. Do you think too much or too little?
depends on who you ask

33. Do you smile a lot?
Yep. I laugh out loud a lot too.
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