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Scooter
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« on: December 06, 2009, 09:28:03 PM »

The Golden years are here at last.
I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
The Golden years have come at last.
The Golden years can kiss my ass.  Grin
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde
Rhiannnonn
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 02:30:27 PM »

I know that feeling well!!
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Your most radiant garment is of the other person's weaving;
Your most savory meal is that which you eat at the other person's table;
Your most comfortable bed is in the other person's house.
Now tell me, how can you separate yourself from the other person?

Sand and Foam ~~ Kahlil Gibran
WS
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WWW
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 06:38:06 PM »

The Golden years are here at last.
I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
The Golden years have come at last.
The Golden years can kiss my ass.  Grin

That's not all that shrinks and you forgot about the sagging!!
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"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand." James Watt, Secretary of the Interior under Ronald Reagan.
baf
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 09:32:39 PM »

Maybe they're called "golden" in an attempt to blind us with the shine to detract from what is really going on...
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 07:50:31 AM »

Don't we go blind and deaf anyway? How is that distracting?
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"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand." James Watt, Secretary of the Interior under Ronald Reagan.
Scooter
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 04:57:14 PM »

Don't we go blind and deaf anyway? How is that distracting?
WHAT??? SPEAK UP, YOUR MUMBLING!!!!! WHO IS THAT? COME CLOSER SO I CAN SEE YOU.
I dont have the sagging problem.
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Doc feeds me Viagra. BUT PLEASE Don't tell the spouse that I have it. When I decide to become intimate with my GF I'm prolly gonna need all I've got and more.
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Rhiannnonn
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 12:35:37 PM »


Doc feeds me Viagra. BUT PLEASE Don't tell the spouse that I have it. When I decide to become intimate with my GF I'm prolly gonna need all I've got and more.

Sounds similar to a friend of mine. He saves his for when he comes to visit in the summertime... Damn! Summer's six months away!

Cheesy
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Your most radiant garment is of the other person's weaving;
Your most savory meal is that which you eat at the other person's table;
Your most comfortable bed is in the other person's house.
Now tell me, how can you separate yourself from the other person?

Sand and Foam ~~ Kahlil Gibran
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